A half a coat of paprika, a full coat of brown primer and
two coats of orange spray paint later, here is the finished product!

Since our radiators are rusted into place, we scraped and painted them inside. My love of spray paint quickly turned to hate when I didn’t properly seal off the room. Ben and I stayed up for hours scrubbing the floors and walls with buckets of water. Lessons learned: next time I’ll completely seal off the space with drop cloths.